CONVERSATION BETWEEN ROBERT MC CULLOCH-GRASSHAM AND JACKIE SPROUT
BOB: Jackie, I don't know what to do, there is this mad woman that keeps writing bad and nasty things about me and I am such a good boy, done nothing wrong.....
JACKIE: Don't worry Bob, I will tell my mommmie !!!
Monday, December 17, 2012
Sunday, December 9, 2012
hi, I'm the Director of Children Social Services
you can't see me because I am invisible
sorry about that!!
This is how my day starts
at 8 am I start work
this is my favourite outfit
At 8.01 am, I feel I have done enough
and delegate to my personal assistant
and the second in command.
This is me at 8.02 am with my bestest of friends
if you have any further queries contact the complaints department
they will be happy to bin your complaint
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Monday, December 3, 2012
WE AT THE METROPOLITAN POLICE ARE CELEBRATING THE DETENTIONS WE HAVE DONE THIS YEAR UNDER THE SECTION 136 OF THE MENTAL HEALTH ACT!!
WELL DONE TO EVERYONE GRABBING ALL THOSE MENTAL PEOPLE FROM THE STREET SPECIALLY THOSE FOREIGN ONES !
WE HOPE YOU WILL LIKE AND ENJOY YOUR NEW COMPLIMENTARY CHRISTMAS COMMEMORATIVE CUP GIVEN TO ALL THE PC's, WPC's and WC's for use in the staff rooms.
Sunday, December 2, 2012
HOW TO HANDCUFF A MAD IMMIGRANT WOMAN
1. use and abuse of the handcuffs.
2. identifying and recognising the signs of madness.
3. holding the head of the mad woman.
4. saying "fridge, fridge" or alternatively "freeze, freeze". It this doesn't work then try "cold, freezer or lager" one has to work!!
6. Then take your children away from her for four months.
7. Ask your wife after the four months what she thinks about you and your friends.
NOW LUCHTIME BREAK
SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK
Head of Training of the Metropolitan Police
PS. We will not be doing the lesson on " THE REQUIREMENT TO USE NON-PHYSICAL SKILLS AS FAR AS POSSIBLE" due to LUNCHBREAK being extended to 2 hours instead of one.
See minute 12 to minute 13.20 on US police forcing mentally ill people confessions for crimes they had never committed.
SECTION 136 = KIDNAP + ABDUCTION