JACKIE AND ROBERT HAVING A CHAT

CONVERSATION BETWEEN ROBERT MC CULLOCH-GRASSHAM AND JACKIE SPROUT

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BOB:   Jackie, I don't know what to do, there is this mad woman that keeps writing bad and nasty things about me and I am such a good boy, done nothing wrong.....

JACKIE:  Don't worry Bob, I will tell my mommmie !!!

THE INVISIBLE MAN

hi, I'm the Director of Children Social Services

you can't see me because I am invisible

sorry about that!!

This is how my day starts

at 8 am I start work

this is my favourite outfit

At 8.01 am, I feel I have done enough

and delegate to my personal assistant

and the second in command.

This is me at 8.02 am with my bestest of friends

if you have any further queries contact the complaints department

they will be happy to bin your complaint

Good Bye

ENGLISH STEREOTYPES

SOCIAL WORKER ASKING FOR A JOB

hi, I'm a social worker !!

and this is my see-bee

I can add one plus one

I live with my mum and dad

I am british and white

dont have children

or a boyfriend / girlfriend

and have always been a good little girl

when I see children crying

I think the mum must be rubbish

because otherwise the child

would never cry

good bye now

I have to go back to my nursery school

MET POLICE'S SECTION 136 COMMEMORATIVE MUG

WE AT THE METROPOLITAN POLICE ARE CELEBRATING THE DETENTIONS WE HAVE DONE THIS YEAR UNDER THE SECTION 136 OF THE MENTAL HEALTH ACT!!

WELL DONE TO EVERYONE GRABBING ALL THOSE MENTAL PEOPLE FROM THE STREET SPECIALLY THOSE FOREIGN ONES !

 

WE HOPE YOU WILL LIKE AND ENJOY YOUR NEW COMPLIMENTARY CHRISTMAS COMMEMORATIVE CUP GIVEN TO ALL THE PC's, WPC's and WC's for use in the staff rooms.

UK CORE POLICE TRAINING, WORKSHOP 1

HOW TO HANDCUFF A MAD IMMIGRANT WOMAN

Learning objectives


1.  use and abuse of the handcuffs.
2.  identifying and recognising the signs of madness.
3.  holding the head of the mad woman.
4. saying "fridge, fridge" or alternatively "freeze, freeze".  It this doesn't work then try "cold, freezer or lager" one has to work!!

5. Home practice.  Eg. get two friends and the three of you, go to the kitchen and tell your wife that she sounds mental and that you have to section and handcuff her.  Get one of your friends to hold her head whilst you and the other friend try and put her arms together at the back to handcuff her using the fixed rigid handcuffs; if she resists tell her "freeze" and if this does not work, then tell her that she is "dangerous" because she is wearing her pink dish washing rubber gloves as this is a potential weapon.

6. Then take your children away from her for four months.
7. Ask your wife after the four months what she thinks about you and your friends.

NOW LUCHTIME BREAK

SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK


Signed:
Head of Training of the Metropolitan Police


PS.  We will not be doing the lesson on " THE REQUIREMENT TO USE NON-PHYSICAL SKILLS AS FAR AS POSSIBLE" due to LUNCHBREAK  being extended to 2 hours instead of one.


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See minute 12 to minute 13.20  on US police forcing mentally ill people confessions for crimes they had never committed.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

SECTION 136 = KIDNAP + ABDUCTION